Me: “What would be a good name for my blog?”
Him: “Well what’s it’s going to be about?”
Me: “Honestly, I don’t know”
Welcome to my blog HonestlyIDK, a blog that covers a little bit of everything and a little bit of nothing at the same time. I have always considered myself to be a creative individual that has entirely way too many thoughts bouncing around my mind at a time. I’m the type of person who texts my best friend in the middle of the night questions like…
That one will keep you up at night. It’s questions like this one that make me wonder why my brain functions the way it does and why my friends haven’t blocked my number yet. Seriously, I am so annoying. I guess I’ll tell you a little bit about myself so that you know what you’re getting yourself into. I’m a 24 year old bingo enthusiast living in Chicago, Illinois. I’m the girl who avoids conversations at parties (or parties all together) and finds comfort in guarding the almighty chip bowl or socializing with the dog. My anxieties have anxiety, so much that my family nickname is “Twitch”. Thanks for that one, Dad.
I have a unique perspective of life after battling a chronic illness since I was 16 years old. My body does this “reeaallly cute thing” where it slowly starts to shut down and I lose the ability to control my mobility. (Oh new t-shirt idea) The medical term is called Fibromyalgia, but who wants that on a t-shirt? While most 21 year olds were taking shots at the clubs, I was taking shots of pepto-bismol to help my irritable bowel syndrome. Safe to say “I did my best with IBS(t)”. New t-shirt idea #2? HA! Pun intended.
Hey, has anyone figured out the centaur nipple question yet? I’m still looking for answers.
Anyway, this blog will be a inside peek into my life; a blog filled with some questions you never knew a human could think of. A blog with a lot of bad pun attempts and dad jokes. A blog with some emo poems and personal stories of a 20 some year old living by herself. A blog with a DIY coffee enema tutorial (just kidding, checking to see if you were still with me) but mostly this blog is about…